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I Hate Van Per$ie More Than I Dislike Man U

In just under an hour I will be sitting with a bunch of 'tards who resemble a pile of pubes in the corner of bar somewhere in Harare.

Arsenal, Oh Arsenal, I love you

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Last night I fell in love all over again. Well I always loved the team but I loved it some more. It is like that moment when the missus does something super-amazing. Maybe she has forgotten about those moves and then pulls them. Or she gets you your favourite beer from the fridge and does a Bev with it. Or gets you Bev for your birthday. Or gets you... ok let's stop there. 4-0 down and with other fans leaving the stadium or switching off their televisions in disgust. Then Feo, who should really sign da ting decided he had other ideas. He scored three but was only credited with two and Arshavin grabbed two assists. Then Marouane Chamakh of all people chipped the keeper as if he does this sort of thing every single day for his second goal. Yes, Chamakh scored two goals. Arsenal went on to win 7-5 in extra time. It was that bizarre. The confidence Arsenal will take away from this is not that they turned it around. It is that they scored 7 goals. For a team that has been find...

To Start Or Not To Start Jack Wilshere. That Is Not The Question

The buzz around is that young Jack Wilshere will start for Arsenal today.

Sick Of Hoping Arsenal Wins Something

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Someone just told me the other day that it is easier to be a Liverpool fan. They have kind of resigned themselves to the fact that they really aren't going to win matches regularly and the league is a pipe dream.