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Did you see Adriano last night. That my friend is orgasmic football. Power play, the bloke just powers through everythibng. He is like the Jonah Lomu of football, a phenomenon. I am in awe. If i had the Arsenal chequebook adriano would be at the Arsenal tomorrow. Life seems a bit boring these days. Styill serving notice. Came on late today. An IT audit tomorrow. Bored out of my mind.

Edu reckons we should get Robinho. He is a talent but dunno about that mate. I want a power player up front to be honest. Baptista will do but he doesnt have the caps necessary to get a work permit and join our lot. The weather is really getting on my nerves here., And about the key my neighbour finds the key and gives me in the evening after we had called in the locksmith and all. Damn...life Should be interesting tv tonight.. cant wait.

We sign Hleb. Arsene must rate him because he has wanted to sign him for a minute and he finally got his man.... And I lost my office keys... Which is a hassle. Am also runnng hard at being a billionaire...

Wenger says he is bringing in two world class players and has a blueprint for a plan to stick it up the Chavs. Some papers say we are after robinho.. Oh dont get me excited. Imagine Robnho and Henry leading the line anjd van persie on the wings. The different combinations are terrifying... Good weekend this, some drama but all in a good sense

Was away sick yesterday, nice to be at home to wathc the cricket and normal service resumes, Aussies hammer England. Tough luck England but it keeps the ashes interesting. But that Aussie line-up is scary. . Damn and McGrath is getting into stride and it is just looking beautiful. Funny seeing Gough top score, at the expense of CSI New York on the other channel and no regrets... Going through a minor depression now...

now what business do Bangladesh have conceding so many runs mate.. i mean 392... That is an insult to the game. Full marks to England for puynishing them like that. Cause letting them off would send the wrng message and give them the impression that all is well Young girl's hearts are heavy

An evaluation of life is this simple. You shouldnt have been born. Maybe something like an inter-galactic transfer would have been exciting. I mean I think a small percentage of life is interesting. The rest is spent waiting for that interesting bit. That is what life is, a waiting game, building up to moments of elation, moments that give the illusion of the whole experience of life being worth it... But is it?

So the Aussies have had it right up them on the tour. Even to bloody Bangladesh. Well it says a bit doesn't it? I mean everyone is talking about how the likes of Bangladesh and Zimbabwe have no place playing against the likes of Aus and the sort but the only way this lot is going to learn is from the pasting. When you play against the very best, you learn to play at a higher level only by being allowed to compete regularly. A good weekend this I say. Nice to rest and all. I am listening to a lot of Little Brother and they have that Slum Village feel. Am loving it I say. Damn. I am inspired and am having real conflic over what to specialise in, in terms of my music. Hip hop, dance or rnb? I will figure it out in a minute. Now back to my eight-to-five... Cant wait to get out of this grind.

You just wonder sometimes why many things happen the way they do. I have been ignoring this girl for three years and just telling her everytime that I would call her and I didnt then all of a sudden I decide to finallly call and cor blimey she is so interesting. And she is pretty good-looking too... And about thinking I seem to do a lot of thinking even when I dont have to. Wow man...

You just wonder sometimes whether some days are necessary. They are not stressful, they are not exciting, they r not boring, they are just there. It is like God just hands you these blank cards and says, be creative!

Nas needs my number and he needs it fast. He needs to call me so we can refix that I AM album and re-release it I say.. Damn homie. Slow day at work today and so I did three songs and they seem to ave come out well. Someone here is saying they want to get me connected and test it out in a club and see what up? Damn homie. All because I was redoing a nasty nas. But I am not touching the Timbaland songs. A timbaland song is complete...

So the verdict we all saw coming since the prosecution bungled its trial which is roughly about a week into proceedings was finally given. The king of pop is free to live as he did before because the people did not find anything wrong with him sleeping with boys. To be honest I always said to people, if he is guilty he will not get out of it. You cant dodge fact. If a kid comes and says I have been molested and he has been molested you cant get that past you. But well the kid wasnt molested, the mother was a a mullet-head and the prosecution wasted everyone's time. What next? Well Mike can put out an album now but will it sell? I dont know. Maybe the come back, the innocent one, I think he should just go full circle and join Prince(not his kid) as a Jehovah's Witness . What I would give to have Michael and Prince(not his kid) coming to my door. And as for the Twenty20 last night it was fun to see the Aussies getting a bashing like they did yesterday. But tell you what I didnt ...

The Nas remixes have recieved rave reviews in the office today, wont work on them tonight because there is Twenty20. Hustling a lot today because got that cellbill to pay by the end of the work. This life. Ah and me bloody tummy hurts!

Ah the sound of silence, spent my weekend resting then went into the office to just muck around toi be honest. And am working on my own version of Nas's I AM album, essentially a remix album, just some original beats of my own and Esco just riding em. I am sure nas is gonna enjoy them I have done 4 of the songs already. I particularly like my version of New york State of Mind. respect

Damn the weather here, it is nippy in the morning, then gets a wee-bit hot during the day and cool again at night. Well about that stay-away, the question should be what stay-away? I have been consoling a few friends of late and that is a beautiful thing. Was just having a chat with my sister about the old times and it is amazing the number of things I had forgotten about. Not so much nostalgia but just showed how far I have actually come in life. Sometimes you get caught up and you forget how far you've actually come. Am going to spend my day working for a change now. God bless Smile/...

I did sleep ever so well although it was short by usual standards, not mine but the world's. Today is supposed to be a strike action day for the whole country but I just dont see it happening to be honest. Army vehicles and I dont mean the regular kind, but the kind you take to Iraq passed by my house this morning and word is they were going to one of the suburbs or the next town which feeds off the city. Hope nothing huge happens. People are suffering enough already. I am listening to Guru's Street Scriptures 7.0, which is not a bad effort to be honest. I guess it is being overshadowed by KRSOne's Keep right on my player at the moment and of course Common's BE. Well got to go and lank about now...

I know I have said a lot on Colegate of late and have made a rather scathing attack on the lad. I know that the boy is upset, and that sort of reaction can be expected from him but there are ways of going about these things. There are specific people to talk to. I have to recommend the Arsenal board for not responding to his interview which shows that they have everything under control. That is reassuring and I am sure when Arsene Wenger comes back everything will become a lot clearer. Whatever happens I am sure it will be in the best interests of everyone concerned - except maybe Jonathan Barnet. It is amazing how fast time is moving. Growing older and older and older by the minute. You just dont see time go by anymore. It just flies by and you're left wondering how much time you really have. That was one of the reasons I decided to play an active part in increasing my wealth by a hugely significant margin. Funny story, the guard next door was caught stealing in the wee hours of...

So as you know the chavs have moved for spurs' arnesen, an illegal approach and all but i dont see the scum makinga report over the matter because they probably want to bed the moneybags innit? And Juve apparently want Ash. I am not Arsene Wenger but if he asked me to make a decision, I would say sell him! I mean after all he has gone and said he has burnt the bridges mate. He simply doesnt want to play for Arsenal. He is a no-brainer. Remember what he said after the FA Cup, I will definetly be at Arsenal next season. Pretty rich you twat! About bucktooth, ronaldinho, mouthing off about wanting our Thierry, keeps your hands off Barca! Mind you if the transfer goes through for some reason or the other that will be it. That will show that the Arsenal have no real ambitions but just want to stick about and challenge for the minor honours. If you going to win things you dont sell your best players. You add to your best. That is the formula. We already lost Edu which is a bit of a body...

So Jens Lehmann has come out and laid the law. Arsenal camaraderie is fantastic. Ashley is lying. What is up with these little new money footballers. Always mouthing off and trying to disturb the team because they are not having things their way. I respect Arsene Wenger, greatly and look at this, after all that Ashley has gone and said in the commission and the agent and all, the boss is not doing an Imperial Lord Fergie and telling him to narf off. He still wants Ash and he wants to talk to him like a father would. I tell you what, he better be happy that I am not the gaffer that is what? He would have been so off the minute he was seen talking to chavski the little twat. Piss me off he does. So anyway it is another monday and my the weeks have been flying by at some rate. Next thing I will be old and grey and most importantly as rich as piss. Plan to get that Johnny Depp island one day. People think I am crazy, but people also thought Sir Richard Branson was crazy. Life is crazy I s...

Ashley Cole, if u were looking for sympathy, fuck you!. You can just sod off! Who the bloody hell do you think you are. Ashley, we sold Silvinho to give you a chance, we made u a world class left back and u talk about french boys running the system. Clichy has just started and he is challenging u. Which means if u dont stop mucking about, he will be better than you. You take 55k and imagine the kids who have to live on less than 50p a day mate. Not your ptoblem. We dont give a shyte. U can go where u feel like mate and dont expect any sympathy from us. You miffed cause Jermain Pennant left maybe? The lad was not up to the biz mate so he had to be shipped out. Who does he think he is? Exploit your love for the club? If you loved the club then you wouldnt have been sniffing about at chavski innit? u bloody sod. Sunday, tomorrow is work here. A great weekend this. Slept a lot, partied a bit and watched a lot of tv. yeah and zimbabwe won in the footie, bangladesh got to 300, brian lara ma...

Congratulations to West Ham. So glad to have them back And for those that do not know I have quit me job and serving me notice now. I have no idea what I am going to do after that.

So Ashley Cole was disloyal, but did he have to be blatant about it? Why kiss the bloody badge mate? Maybe we dont know the full story and the fact that they might all be cozying up to each other in public but if half the things in the paper are to be believed then Arsenal should cut the problem out of the system even if it means selling him to the chavs. Ah bloody hell mate if he wants to leave he can just sod off but to play wit the minds and hearts of the fans like that is just not on. Fans expect loyalty and if you're gonna seek a job elsewhere you need to discreet in the least about it. Add to that the fact that you get paid all that dosh for your loyalty mate. If you have a free-for-all system then guess what mate, all the priveledge that comes with it is out the window. It is gone and you can be treated like everyone else out there. You wont be on 27k a week mate, you will be on 27k a year like the fans that see you as an icon. Traitor! I cant believe some of the things I am...

Judging by what his lawyer said after the punishment yesterday, Cole should be sold tomorrow. If he is an Arsenal man, then why does he need all that crap about prospective employers and all that drab. What happened to loyalty mate? The close season is most people's nightmare but for me it is more of a relief. As a fan, going through all that mess as a fan, plus the number of games shown on TV in a season, means a brother needs to take a break from football for a while. I wish I could actually go on holiday to just recharge for the new season. I am a football fan but I cant take any more for a while now. After watching something of the sort of 200 matches in a 9 month season you have to take a break somewhere.

I am pretty enthralled. I have been writing some of my best material. Someone up there must really like me, i mean really like me. I think I should give Common and the Mighty Mos Def a call. Damn. So Barca want Thierry and have admitted interest publicly, isn't that unsettling a player which is illegal!