ZimGooners

So the Italian gangster was back at it again, engaging in his 'legitimate' business at the Olympic Stadium in Athens. He didn't score but he gave every opportunity for the nancy dancers to get about their thing. He did meet some South American heavy hired by Liverpool Soccerball Club but it was down to an old timer what they call an OG in hip hop by the name of Pipo or Filipo(Phil to his mates) Inzaghi. So Ancelotti made Rafa an offer he couldn't refuse. It was the cup or the cup. I think Rafa got a bit scared. He played the wrong team. He just didnt know what he wanted to do. He just had 11 guys out there running into each other. Pennant carried his reluctance to shoot over from Arsenal, Zenden just has no idea how to play footie anymore since Van Gaal anyway and Steven Gerrad needs a better team and better gaffer. The right team won, and that is the truth. So the rags are doing the rounds about our young spaniard Cesc doing a runner. Well they are a bunch of sods so w...

So the louts decided that they would be the first at Wembley and the whole thing was err... what it was. They were two dog-tired teams that did everything for long periods but try to score. And when they did finally get round to it, it was through the drog. Then the little girl rants about how the ref was a f?kn cheat whose testicles should boiled and then dipped in mud. That is the girl with the ponytail, yeah that one. I think the FA Cup was only glorious till the first ball was kicked. After that it was a dour affair. Did Chavski deserve fit? NO. Did Man Utd deserve it? NO. It just took a well-worked move and the luckier of the lot got it. They fancied penalties, a lottery. And who cares? We wait for Milan now...

Now I am normally here ranting about football and particularly the Arsenal but today I have a special moment for the idiot of the moment John Howard the head honcho of the boomerang shaped island called Australia. For those who don't know he just got on his high horse this weekend and banned his team from touring Zimbabwe. Now I am not a fan of Robert Gabriel Mugabe and I am sure there are very few who are. But this kinda shows how out of touch with Zimbabwe and Zimbabweans the rest of the world is. First and foremost Mr Howard has in this gross aberration made the poor assumption that Mugabe cares about Zimbabwe cricket. And that he will use the tour of the Aussies as a trump card. Now has he ever done that? In effect it has been many years since the government has even bothered to meet with a touring side. Secondly, given that inflation is about 40010007% right now I am sure that it wouldnt figure as a priority. The only people who actually care that the tour has been interfered ...

Now the rags are at it again. They say that the drag from Barcelona fancy our narcissist. And that Gilberto has this old Italian lady who spent the season locked up in the basement making eyes at him. And they say big and odd looking Senderos is off to some place or the other. While they're at it, the striker who has only scored in about 17.39% of the matches he has featured for the Arsenal season Jeremie Aliadiere is going to be house-hunting in Middlesborough soon, he along with his glass ankle, hip, knee and the lot. At this rate Arsenal will have sold the whole team by the time the season is over. never mind the close-season. And oh well... I think it doesnt really matter does it? I dont think much of that Arsenal lot wants to leave the project right now. And it seems that they seem to be all saying stuff that the fans want to hear. They are taking the blame for an average season and talking about a better season next one up.

Much like Michelle "Nintendo" Wie, this little girl fancied she could play with the big boys and was found a to be more than a tad bit raw. After meeting a shaven-head gangster by the name of Genarro, reported henchman of the mob, she tried to hoodwink him with little tricks but the beastly Genarro was having none of it. Everytime she did tried something he gave her a little kick. So she went and enlisted a brit hooligan pissant by the name of Rooney who looked a bit like a member of the Shrek cast, or maybe he was the one rumoured to have failed the audition, but he was too busy whining. So the Italian gangsters had their way and the English lads went home hoping that those other english lads(the scousers) would do something about honour. When asked to comment the little girl cried and blamed it all on the war in Iraq. Pressed for comment the Italian denied any knowledge of the girl and said he was a legitimate businessman. Because of lack of evidence(though the incident was...

And before I get a tap on my shoulder from a guy in dark glasses or or suicide bomber or even some dude with a beard living in a settlement I am not talking about that question. I am talking about the Arsenal question which has taken a gulf twist Mihir Bose in his BBC article on the Kroenke issue says the blokes over at the Emirates thing don't want a board change cause then they think then some CIA operative will suddenly sit on the board and accuse them of being part of Al'Qaeda and then invade their country just because they have oil. Well Mihir doesnt say that actually... He just says they just want stability and that is important in football. The thing that is a tad-bit disturbing is that Mr Kroenke has not stated his intentions. Is he trying to buy Arsenal or does he simply want to invest? But like I said last week I mean I am sitting in Zimbabwe where inflation is about errr... 369999% and I am more concerned about dealing with that than that some American is making eye...