Henry and oh Danny boy

So having spent the whole season prancing about and sulking like a two-year old who has just been told that Santa doesnt exist and that the boogie man was really just his dad, our dearly beloved narcissist and top goal scorer of all time took some time away from admiring himself in the mirror to talk about his love for... Arsene. Yes Thierry Henry came out and said he would be staying at the Emirates (Superdome if Kroenke gets his way) until Arsene decides he would like to spend more time gardening with David Dein or join up with Sarkozy deciding the future of the french.

And Swiss knife wielding Arsenal big shot Daneil Fiszman(Fish to his mates) has said he has absolutely no interest in selling his shares and those russians he was hanging about with under the cover of darkness the other day were just mates from the old world. At least he didnt go the Condie Rice way and call them soviets.

As for Jose Mo, the Chavski bloke, he just upset a little schoolgirl the other day by calling PFA blah blah Cristiano Ronaldo a f?kn liar whose hair looks like an emaciated frogs pimpled underbelly. Something about penalties and the Mancs never getting any against them. I have to agree with Jo Mo on that one there and will add that it did not need rocket science to figure it out.... and Jo Mo was not the first to complain about it. Nonetheless the little girl was seen skating down the road and looked fine. However Cristiano Ronaldo was too upset to comment on the story when contacted.
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