The Little Girl Blinded by the Lights

Much like Michelle "Nintendo" Wie, this little girl fancied she could play with the big boys and was found a to be more than a tad bit raw. After meeting a shaven-head gangster by the name of Genarro, reported henchman of the mob, she tried to hoodwink him with little tricks but the beastly Genarro was having none of it. Everytime she did tried something he gave her a little kick.

So she went and enlisted a brit hooligan pissant by the name of Rooney who looked a bit like a member of the Shrek cast, or maybe he was the one rumoured to have failed the audition, but he was too busy whining.

So the Italian gangsters had their way and the English lads went home hoping that those other english lads(the scousers) would do something about honour.

When asked to comment the little girl cried and blamed it all on the war in Iraq.

Pressed for comment the Italian denied any knowledge of the girl and said he was a legitimate businessman. Because of lack of evidence(though the incident was witnessed by a worldwide audience), the police will not be pressing charges and a countersuit by the Italian has been dropped. He believes that the 3-0 scoreline was enough punishment and he hopes that the little girl will learn from the experience.
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